Chocolate is the key to my heart just incase you were wondering or anything
I'm single not like you couldn't already tell
My favorite song is My Shiny Teeth and Me by Chip Skylark. I like that song beacuse everytime I listen to it, I just get happy. And that is a wonderful thing for music to do.
A girl just tried to kiss me??¿??
give me her name + address i have my rope, lighter fluid + shovel prepared
“I like that I stick out. I was watching ‘Valentine’s Day’ on the plane recently. I have a tiny part in that movie. I was watching all the women — Jessica Biel, and Emma Roberts, and Jennifer Garner and Julia Roberts. They are gorgeous women, and I don’t want to take anything away from them, but they all do have a very classical look, with a very thin nose. I’m watching this parade of these faces and then, boom, it was my face, and I was taken aback. I was like, ‘Oh, my nose is so big!’ I have never in my life thought I had a big nose, but, well, there it was. The first time I was on TV, on ‘Flight of the Conchords,’ someone put up a YouTube clip and said, ‘You’re too ugly to be on TV.’ And I was like, ‘That is exactly why it’s a good thing that I’m on TV.’”
(Source: eduardosuaverin)
